We've been together for such a long time. There's been ups, downs, & in betweens. You've helped me become the person I am today. You've changed and I barely recognize you anymore.
We first got together one desperate night after my last bailed on me in a time of need. You were there to comfort me and see me through the dark times I call Finals Crunch. You were so smooth and quick to help. With every key stroke, I began to grow founder and relay on you even more.
The years have passed and you've changed. You're no longer quick to rescue me. Your Constant mood swings have brewed resentment. Gone are the days I can turn you on knowing you'll leave me satisfied. I've stuck by your side through the ups and downs. It's starting to take a toll on me.
My eyes have started to wander as I see happy people cozied up next to their sexy new pcs. I've began to wonder what it's like to have more excitement in life, more speed, the feel of a slick trim model that does my bidding without all the hassle of reboots. Oh how great it must be to have the thrill of wrapping up a repot in the late night hours without you crashing minutes before hitting save! I envy these people. I want to be one of them.
Our time together has been fun but its time for me to move on. I need more. You've become a grumpy and unreliable asshole. It's not me, it's you. I have to pull the plug on.
Namaste Asshole! Namaste!
Thanks for nothing,
Coco Loco
